It has unfortunately been made grossly apparent that a new rule be enacted.
I herby decree that all plastic shopping bags used in the acquisition and subsequent disposal of Ruthie Dog’s poop be thoroughly inspected for holes prior to their placement in the “Poop Bag” saver location. Failure to ensure quality assurance in this regard has caused public displays of anger, disgust and warranted profanity befitting that of an Ice Road Trucker. Further, failure to comply to this new rule will result in badness. Remember QA is the responsibility of everyone. Sincerely,Dad