“Dad! Come kill this spider!” Yelled Lawna and J.
“Just leave it alone.” I said.
“No way dad,” they scream running out of their room. “It’s huge. Please kill it!”
I of course acquiesce and go to save them from this arachnid devil.
“Kill it, kill it.” They chant like two little angry villagers. (Grab your torches and pitchforks.)
Just as I go to walk into their room to dispatch the eight legged beast Lawna stops me, “Dad..” she says with genuine concern. Taking my hand she says, “Here’s a sword.” And hands me a sword from a LEGO figure.
Good looking out Lawna.