“I know.”

If you knew, why did I have to remind you?

If you knew, why wasn’t it done?

If you knew, why is it still there?

If you knew, why wasn’t it fixed?

From this day henceforth let it be known that any child who declares, “I know.” without clear, concise and corroborative evidence supporting their claim, will hereby be charged with the crime of profanity.